Bing-bong! Join Saint Sigh and Brooklyn's best drag kings and things for a night of performance dedicated to the MTA.

Our numbers will take you from Mott Haven to Mill Basin, from West Harlem to Woodside, from St. George to St. Albans and even out to the farthest stretches of New Jersey, Long Island and Westchester County (and hopefully with no delays!).

Autism encouraged. Hatred for Robert Moses welcome. Stand clear of the doors.